19 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

19 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

1. talk about a huge breast
2. tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. it's cool whip time
4. if i don't undo my pants i'll burst
5. Whew that was one terrific spread
6. i'm in the mood for dark meat
7. are you ready for seconds yet?
8. it's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. just wait your turn you'll get some
10. Don't play with your meat
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12. Can you handle all these people at once?
13. I did'nt expect everyone to come at once
14. You still have a little bit on your chin
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
16. How long will it take after you stick it in?
17. Wow, i didn't think i could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one i've ever seen!
19. How long do i beat it before it's ready

Happy Holidays.