If you beg for my number have the sense to save my name with it!
Remember my friends Birthday Bash I attended on Wednesday?
Well at the party there was this one guy who insisted on pursuing me after all the turn downs.
I finally said what the heck--I'm not attracted to him so friends is cool, there won't be any temptations.
I saved his number in my phone under his FIRST AND LAST NAME so I would know when it was his LAME ass calling
So this brother calls me last night, right, and he says:
"Hello may I speak to Felicia?"
I laughed inside and said "Oh, I'm sorry loser... I mean hunny, you have the wrong number"
Everything happens for a reason