Coco Puff and I were home one evening 3 weeks ago when one came in uninvited.
OH SHIT! Do you see the size of that bug???
(I'm not even in the room with you, how will I see it?)
No babe, I don't see it
Quick get me the spray!
(Why does this man want me to come in there with him and this bug?)
He sprayed it until it died and then came out of the room with the spray looking like he caught a fugitive.
Do you know I went to plug something into a socket yesterday and saw this big ol'e dead waterbug belly up on the floor!!??!? He never cleaned it up. And I sure ain't gonna clean it.
How could he just leave it there!?
Please tell me he's not always gonna be this gross.