August 28, 2005

JenellyBean: The Aunty...

I went to pick up niece last night so I could spend at least a day with her before my schedule becomes overloaded once my classes start. My nieces mother tells me something that happened with my niece earlier that afternoon. Apparently, my niece was playing outside with the "wild and frisky" children of the neighborhood and she says to one of the little boys,

"Pull down your pants so I can see your Pee Pee."

!?!?!?HAS SHE GONE MAD?!?!?!
The only thing I could ask was "Where in the Hell did she get that from?" and her Mom says most likely from one of the "fresh" girls outside. One of the "fresh" girls that she allows my niece to play with right? That's the end of that if I can help it.
Now, my niece is only 4 yrs young and as inquisitive as she is a request of that nature is very out of character. Just look at that face! That's my Savannah. My innocent youthful Savannah that follows in her aunty Princess's footsteps with her 21 thousand questions.
Quite frankly, that request is very inappropriate for any one, let alone a 4 yr old, to ask.

Then I ask, "Did you light her booty up?" and she replies "Hell Yea! and then I sent her fresh ass to bed."
So, after I pick her up I have a nice talk with her about picking up things from other people and saying rude things.
I received an email today and this little joke is along the same lines. As humorous as it is supposed to be--the mood that I'm in with my nieces behavior--I'm finding it hard to laugh at this. But hey... why ruin your fun...Enjoy!
Sixth Grade Science
6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Mol ly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed


lyre said...

What a cutie! Dont be to alarmed..I think it is just innocent discovery that boys and different than girls. But dont laugh at her bootie shaking or let her watch those nasty videos that are on MTV/BET/VH! As long as you show her love and she knows love, she will be ok. Oh an dthank you for the bible passages..I needed that! :-)

lyre said...

I guess it depends on the maturity and exposure of your little Savannah. Which by the way is my hometown in GA. :-) But yes, kids explore and play and after all males and females are tremendously different. And kids notice everything. I have 3 kids by the way--who are grown now--so i know a little bit. some would say to spank her is to teach her that sex is bad. Maybe explain the privacy of those parts and to protect her own privacy and respect the privacy of others is better. I am not a spanker..I believe in explaining consequences...I just remember to many of my own childhood friends who snuck to do things they knew were taboo because of the strictness of parents. My mom was very open and tongue lashed me to i understood the ramifications of my actions. hence its the course I took with my own. They will tell you I explained so much they begged me to spare them details. (smile)


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